Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Busy

An itemized list detailing four hours in the lives of Curly Sue and Louisa the Blue....

Curly:
  • snuggle mom on the couch
  • make a valentines surprise for Ellie
  • eat 1 bowl lucky charms
  • get dressed
  • eat 1 bowl blueberries while sitting on the kitchen floor
  • inventory all mom's Nancy Drews
  • unpack entire shirt drawer, throw all items over shoulder
  • get dressed again
  • make bed
  • color paper hearts
  • stuff them in an envelope for a variety of loved ones
  • more beads
  • finally go to the bathroom
  • let your sister push all your buttons, lose all volume control and screech the word NEVER as many times as possible
  • run around without underwear making crazy demands
  • notice Shrek is playing, cheerily busy-foot it back to the bathroom for underwear and other necessities so you can watch too
  • get your sister on board for a raid of the closet
  • settle on two swimsuits and a cover up
  • make a "beach out of blankets"
  • yell "wahoo!" and daintily sit in the middle of your "ocean"
  • swim
  • snack
  • rub a balloon all over your head, check out the halo it makes of your hair
  • chase your sister around screaming because she won't trade balloons.  make it really fun
  • have a balloon boxing match
  • kick your sister and get sent to your room
  • get released. wrap balloons up like babies in a blanket and settle in with them for a long, quiet movie


Blue:
  • announce yourself as cowboy girl
  • care for Beluga and Gray, they are two sick animals
  • make yourself a necklace, sort of
  • eat lucky charms
  • eat two bowls of oatmeal and blueberries while crouching on the kitchen floor
  • bathroom break
  • attempt to get dressed.  the tights you want are not clean. 
  • rush to the kitchen and collapse in agony in your underwear over the tights drama
  • lock yourself in the bathroom as per same drama
  • forget about it and brush your teeth instead
  • semi-flood the bathroom
  • sweetly emerge from your room in a shirt, pants, and skirt
  • color some hearts
  • lick the window
  • find a stick in the living room (why is that there?) dance with it
  • notice the stick makes your hand dirty, attempt to flood the bathroom again
  • request a pink cookie
  • get one
  • climb into mom's bed, snuggle up with a cookie, look sweet, get crumbs everywhere
  • harass your sister while she goes to the bathroom.  make several attempts to drive a truck that can't possibly fit in there, in there
  • start watching Shrek the Third
  • remember about your cookie you already finished, stress that it is "not in [your] mouth!" 
  • try on several new pairs of panties and parade around in each of them
  • settle on a pink tutu swimsuit, announce it's beach day!
  • yell "wahoo" and actually cannonball into your "ocean".  don't show any sign that crashing flat-bottomed on a hard-wood floor was anything but delightful
  • splash, swim and snack
  • find balloons
  • have a fun with them and then a fuss about them
  • remember you wanted to watch Shrek

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